“We've just heard that in the English Channel, a ship carrying red paint has collided with a ship carrying purple paint. It is believed that both crews have been marooned.”

About Ronnie Corbett

Comedian • Scottish

Ronnie Corbett was a celebrated Scottish comedian, actor, and writer, beloved for his diminutive stature and witty, meandering monologues. He rose to national fame as one half of the iconic comedy duo The Two Ronnies,...