Phil Hartman

“I've always been a character actor. I've never been a leading man.”

“I believe that if you're a good person and you work hard, you get what's coming to you.”

“Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as 'The President's Neck is Missing' and 'The Erotic Adventures of Hercules.'”

“I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later was thawed out by some of your scientists.”

“Works on contingency? No, money down!”

“You might remember me from such self-help videos as 'Smoke Yourself Thin' and 'Get Confident, Stupid.'”

“I enjoy doing comedy, but I'm not a naturally funny person.”

“Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!”

“Whatever you do, you have to do it with enthusiasm.”

“My favorite thing about 'Saturday Night Live' is that it's live. We're making television as it happens.”

“I can get a title, a premise, and a list of characters, and I'm off and running.”

“My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing.”

“I think I'm a helper. I've been a helper probably my whole life.”