Mark Thomas

“If you're not annoying somebody, you're not really alive.”

“We are all members of the awkward squad, we are all in this together.”

“I'm a comedian, and I'm an activist. And that's the nice thing about it. I can be a bit of both.”

“Capitalism is just a series of loopholes.”

“The great thing about being a comedian is that you can get away with saying things that other people can't.”

“The point about democracy is that it is a process. It's not a spectator sport.”

“The arms trade is a racket. It's a legalised form of organised crime.”

“My job is to go out and find the stories and then tell them. And I do that with a certain amount of humour.”

“I think it's important to be mischievous.”

“You should have the right to be offensive.”

“The thing about the right-wing is that they're not afraid to be right-wing.”