Marc Maron

“Every day is a new opportunity to not be a total fucking asshole.”

“Confidence is a weird thing. You go on a roll and you get it. Then you lose it and you have to find it again.”

“The world is a terrifying place, and I'm going to walk through it with you.”

“Look, I'm not a hero. I'm just a guy who's trying to get through the day without completely losing his mind.”

“Embrace the doomed.”

“If you're not a little bit scared, you're not taking a big enough risk.”

“I think the best comedy comes from a place of truth.”

“You have to be willing to be vulnerable to be a good comedian.”

“The podcast is a very intimate medium. It's just you and me and a microphone.”

“My heart is a traitor. It's done things to me.”

“I'm just trying to be a better version of myself, every day.”

“I've learned to be comfortable with the uncomfortable.”

“Comedy is a way of dealing with the absurdity of life.”

“Don't be a dick.”

“I feel like I'm a compassionate person, but I also feel like I'm a bitter, angry person.”

“I think that's what we're all looking for: a little bit of connection.”