Kelly Bishop

“You can use your mother's old golf clubs. They're upstairs, gathering dust, with the rest of her potential.”

“I did not raise my daughter to be a frightened, repressed little knob.”

“At least she had a husband to kill.”

“I'm going to go get the car. You stay here and... and don't touch anything.”

“Well, then, buy me a boa and drive me to Reno because I am open for business.”

“Hold on, I'm looking up 'aneurysm' in our medical book to see if I just had one.”

“If I want to wear a silly hat, I will wear a silly hat.”

“I am not a woman who cries. I am a woman who suffers in silence.”

“I was in the original cast of 'A Chorus Line.' I won a Tony for it.”

“When a woman gives birth to a crack baby, you do not buy her a puppy.”

“I'm an actress. That's my profession. I'm not a celebrity.”

“It's a lifestyle. It's a religion.”

“You know, there's a reason why people don't speak to each other. They just don't like each other.”

“Well, it’s not every day I have my daughter’s out-of-wedlock child promoting my DAR event.”

“It's just that I'm so rarely out of my element. It's a new and fascinating experience for me.”

“I'm so sorry, I thought this was the ladies' room. Obviously, you're in the right place.”