John Madden

“If you have two quarterbacks, you have none.”

“They'll score if they can just get into the end zone.”

“Boom!”

“He's a guy that when he puts his helmet on, he's a different guy.”

“Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game.”

“The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.”

“Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon.”

“You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.”

“I've never been in a game where there's a lot of running and passing and we've lost.”

“The only yardstick for success our society has is the amount of money you make.”

“Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble.”

“Coaches have to watch for what they don't want to see and listen to what they don't want to hear.”

“That's the biggest gap in sports, the difference between the winner and the loser of the Super Bowl.”

“The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.”