John Madden

“The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.”

“Boom!”

“Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon.”

“The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.”

“Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble.”

“He's a guy that when he puts his helmet on, he's a different guy.”

“Coaches have to watch for what they don't want to see and listen to what they don't want to hear.”

“If you have two quarterbacks, you have none.”

“You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.”

“That's the biggest gap in sports, the difference between the winner and the loser of the Super Bowl.”

“Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game.”

“They'll score if they can just get into the end zone.”

“I've never been in a game where there's a lot of running and passing and we've lost.”

“The only yardstick for success our society has is the amount of money you make.”