Jessica Walter

“I don't have the milk of human kindness in me.”

“It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?”

“Get me a vodka rocks.”

“I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.”

“Go see a Star War.”

“It's called strategy, Lana. Look it up.”

“I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.”

“She thinks I'm too critical. That's another fault of hers.”

“If I cared what you do on your own time, I'd volunteer to have my eyes sewn shut.”

“You've got to have a sense of humor, and you have to be able to make fun of yourself.”

“If that's a veiled criticism about me, I won't hear it and I won't respond to it.”

“You're my third-least favorite child.”

“Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire.”

“That's how you get ants.”

“In my last 30 years, I've been a lot of things, but I've never been a boring actress.”