Gary Larson

“Well, I'm outta here. You guys can sort this out.”

“Professor Schwartzman, if you please... We're all waiting.”

“Oh, please, no! Not the dreaded... chair of comfort!”

“Boneless Chicken Ranch”

“I've always considered myself to be just average talent and what I have is a ridiculous insane obsessiveness for practice and preparation.”

“The Far Side wasn't designed to be profound, but I was always looking for that little twist.”

“Situation normal... all fowled up.”

“Cat Fud”

“And now, Randy, by use of song, will attempt to communicate with the bears.”

“Well, what a surprise! And I'm not even a turtle.”

“So, you're a real gorilla, are you? Well, guess I'm a real idiot.”

“Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion.”

“Midvale School for the Gifted: 'Pull'”