Don Knotts

“The big house. The slammer. The hoosegow.”

“Nip it in the bud! You gotta nip it in the bud!”

“The name's Fife. Barney Fife.”

“This is it, Andy. This is the rock. And I'm a-throwin' it!”

“If there's anything that upsets me, it's having people say I'm sensitive.”

“Boy, you're the pits.”

“It's me, it's me, it's Ernest T.!”

“There's a bullet in this gun! There's one bullet!”

“Well, that's just... that's just the way it is. I mean, you can't fight it. It's bigger than both of us.”

“Now, Andy, you know me. I'm not one to carry a grudge.”

“Call the man!”

“Acting is a matter of giving away secrets.”

“I can't be a leading man. I'm a character actor. That's what I am, and I'm a good one.”

“Basically, I'm a shy person, a loner. It was a great drawback in school.”