Chris Tucker

“I will slap you so hard you'll end up in the Ming Dynasty.”

“He ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3.”

“Supergreen!”

“I never was a class clown. I was the class observer.”

“Comedy is a great tool. It's a way to make a point without being preachy.”

“I want to be a positive influence in the world. I want to be a positive influence on my kids.”

“Everybody's a star. It's our job to find our inner star.”

“God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, just look at the platypus.”

“I'm not a big fan of my own voice. I don't like to watch my own movies.”

“Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?”

“You got knocked the f--- out!”

“It's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got s--- to do.”

“I'm a perfectionist. I'm not a person that loves mistakes.”

“When you're blessed, you've got to be a blessing to others.”

“I love doing stand-up. It's a great way to connect with an audience.”