Bruce Willis

“How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?”

“I'm a regular guy. I can't be a superhero. I'm the guy who gets the bloody nose.”

“Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.”

“Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.”

“Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...”

“I'm much more proud of being a father than being an actor.”

“Hair loss is God's way of telling me I'm human.”

“Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.”

“I have to vest my life with a sense of meaning, and my actions with a sense of purpose.”

“They say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.”

“Everybody, no matter how old you are, is around 24, 25 in their heart.”

“Welcome to the party, pal!”

“You can't undo the past. But you can certainly not repeat it.”

“I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.”

“Art is the imitation of life, but life is imitation of TV.”