Arthur Guiterman

“The Antiseptic Baby and the Prophylactic Pup Were playing in the garden when the Bunny gamboled up; They looked upon the Creature with a loathing undisguised;— It wasn't Disinfected and it wasn't Sterilized.”

“A Man of Words and not of Deeds is like a Garden full of Weeds.”

“Don't tell a Woman she's an Angel; tell her she's angelic.”

“Brevity is the Soul of Lingerie.”

“He was lost!-not a shade of a doubt of that; For he never responded to 'Kitty!' or 'Scat!'”

“There is not a thing that is said or done, That has not been said or done before.”

“Admitting Error clears the Score and proves you Wiser than before.”

“However they talk, whatever they say, Don't take your eye off the ball.”

“Mishaps are like knives, that either serve us or cut us, as we grasp them by the blade or the handle.”

“The best of sermon is a good example.”

“Mark Hopkins sat on one end of a log And a farm boy sat on the other.”

“The grizzly bear is huge and wild; He has devoured the infant child. The infant child is not aware He has been eaten by the bear.”