Arthur Bloch

“If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.”

“Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.”

“An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.”

“Everything takes longer than you think.”

“If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.”

“The other line always moves faster.”

“Every solution breeds new problems.”

“The first 90 percent of the project takes 90 percent of the time. The remaining 10 percent takes the other 90 percent of the time.”

“The solution to a problem changes the problem.”

“Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.”

“Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.”

“If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.”

“Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.”

“A shortcut is the longest distance between two points.”

“The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.”

“Smile. Tomorrow will be worse.”

“Nothing is as easy as it looks.”

“Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.”

“Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.”

“The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train.”