Andy Dick

“You know, you can't be a part of the machine and then complain about it.”

“People either love me or hate me. There's no in-between.”

“I'm not a role model. I'm a cautionary tale.”

“My life is an open book, but it's written in a language I don't understand.”

“I'm an acquired taste. If you don't like me, acquire some taste.”

“I used to be a good-looking dude. I was a babe. I was a catch. And now I'm... a mess.”

“I have a love/hate relationship with the city of New Orleans, which is the strongest kind of relationship.”

“I'm not gay, but I'm a little queer.”

“I'm a comedic actor, not a stand-up comic. I'm a funny guy, but I'm not a joke-teller.”

“I like to push buttons. I like to get a reaction.”

“The only thing I'm addicted to is winning.”