“A comic paper ought to be printed on writing-paper, so that the subscriber can write his letters on it and so get his money's worth.”— Charles Farrar Browne
“Buy not what you want, but what you have need of; what you do not want is dear at a farthing.”— Marcus Porcius Cato
“To design a desk which costs $1,000 is easy for a furniture designer, but to design a functional and good desk which costs $50 can only be done by the very best.”— Ingvar Kamprad
“I'm a good cook, and I'm a good bargain shopper. I'm not extravagant by any means.”— Audrey Meadows