“Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your nursing home.”

Phyllis Diller

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About Phyllis Diller

Comedian American

Phyllis Diller was a pioneering American stand-up comedian, actress, and author, celebrated for her eccentric stage persona and self-deprecating humor. She broke barriers for female comedians with her wild hair,...

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