“I went to the doctor. He said, 'You've got to stop drinking.' I said, 'Why? Is it my liver?' He said, 'No, you're spilling it.'”

— Les Dawson

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About Les Dawson

Comedian • English

Les Dawson was a beloved English comedian, actor, writer, and musician, best known for his deadpan style and self-deprecating humour. Born in Collyhurst, Manchester, he initially worked in a variety of jobs before...

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