Willie Nelson

“I believe that all roads lead to the same place. We're all going to the same place, and it's okay which road you take.”

“Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play.”

“On the road again, just can't wait to get on the road again.”

“I'm not a religious person, but I'm a spiritual person.”

“All I do is play music and golf - which one do you want me to give up?”

“I've outlived my competition. I'm the only one left.”

“As long as I'm breathing, I'm a winner.”

“If you've got the money, honey, I've got the time.”

“When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around.”

“Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results.”

“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”

“You will never find happiness until you stop looking for it.”

“We are the same. There is no difference anywhere in the world. People are people. They laugh, they cry, they love, and they die.”

“I take it not only a day at a time, but a moment at a time, and keep it at that pace.”

“If you can be happy, you can be sad. The two things go together.”

“Three chords and the truth - that's what a country song is.”

“You know why divorces are so expensive? Because they're worth it.”

“I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control.”

“God has blessed you by giving you a talent, and you're showing your thankfulness to him by using it.”

“My doctor tells me I should start slowing down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.”