Sarah Silverman

“I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.”

“I'm a feminist, but I'm a feminine feminist. I'm a woman who loves to be a woman, but I also love men.”

“Stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. I think it's a mistake. Not because they can't, but because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.”

“I feel like my secret magic trick that separates me from a lot of my peers is the bravery to be dumb.”

“I learned from my dad that it's good to have feelings. When you have feelings, you have to express them.”

“What's the difference between a gosh darn and a goddamn? A gosh darn is a damn with a college education.”

“If you're going to be a comedian, you've got to be a little bit of an outsider.”

“The best cure for racism is to have a lot of mixed black and white babies. That's a good cure for racism.”

“Bed-wetting is a problem that affects many children and their parents, and it can be a source of shame and embarrassment. It's also a completely normal part of growing up.”

“I was a bed wetter till I was about 10 or 11.”

“I like to be a part of the solution, not the problem.”

“I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.”

“As a comic, it's your job to be a little bit of a canary in a coal mine.”

“Love is a very scary thing. It's a massive, massive thing.”