Sacha Guitry

“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.”

“I am against women, right up against them.”

“The most difficult thing about success is finding someone who is happy for you.”

“If those who speak ill of me knew exactly what I think of them, they would say much more.”

“Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.”

“To be rich is not to have money, it's to spend it.”

“When you don't have what you love, you must love what you have.”

“One can pretend to be serious, but not to be witty.”

“There are people who talk and talk until they find something to say.”

“Hiding something from a woman is a waste of time.”

“My father used to say: 'There's no age to be a father'... It's true I've never felt so young as since I've been his son.”

“To please everybody is to please nobody.”