Paul Gascoigne

“I never say 'never,' and I never say 'always.'”

“I would not say he [David Beckham] is the best left-footer in the world, but he is in the top one.”

“I can be my own worst enemy.”

“I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable.”

“I don't make predictions. I never have, and I never will.”

“I'll tell you what my real dream is. I mean my absolute number one dream that will mean I die a happy man. I want to see a UFO.”

“The first thing I do when I get up in the morning is wash my teeth and shine my boots.”

“When I was playing, I didn't feel any pressure. I just loved playing football.”

“I'm a Geordie. I'm a proud Geordie.”

“People say I'm a drinker, but I'm not. I just drink a lot.”