Norm Crosby

“The police are not here to create disorder, they're here to preserve it.”

“He's a man of great statue.”

“He would take the boys to the library and let them molest the books.”

“My wife has a crematory of beautiful jewelry.”

“He would extort the virtues of his family.”

“He can listen to two sides of a conversation at once.”

“When you go to a restaurant, the less you know about what happens in the kitchen, the more you enjoy your meal.”

“He had a photographic memory but it was never developed.”

“A politician is a man who will lay down your life for his country.”

“If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.”

“My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.”

“He's a man who has insomnia for his country.”