Larry Miller

“I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is. My mama didn't raise no fool.”

“My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.”

“I am a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.”

“I'm a big believer in the nap. I'll take a nap at any time of day.”

“Life is a near-death experience.”

“I think the most important thing in life is to be happy. It's not about money, it's not about success. It's about being happy.”

“The first level of drinking is called ‘Buzzed.’”

“There are two types of people in this world, people who love delis and people you shouldn't associate with.”

“I don't have a lot of hobbies. I don't play golf. I don't have any children. Things that occupy people's time. I just try to take jobs.”

“I have a love/hate relationship with my body... I love it, it hates me.”

“Enjoy your life. It's the only one you've got.”

“When I'm in New York, I just want to walk down the street and feel this thing, like I'm in a movie.”