Jonathan Ross

“I'm a massive fan of Japan. I love the culture, the food, the people.”

“I don't think I'm particularly cool. I'm a geek. I'm a nerd.”

“You can't please everyone. The best you can do is please yourself and hope that other people like it.”

“I'm not a big fan of celebrity. I'm a big fan of people who are good at what they do.”

“Comedy is a great weapon, and it's a great tool for telling truths.”

“I think the great thing about comics is that you've got a limitless budget. You can do anything you want.”

“My wife is the most amazing person I've ever met. She's my best friend.”

“I always wanted to be a father. I'm a great dad, I think. It's my crowning achievement.”

“I'm not terribly good at saying no. I find it very difficult.”

“The secret to a happy marriage is... I don't know. If I knew, I'd write a book and retire.”

“I've always been an outsider. I've always felt like I'm on the fringes of things.”

“I like to think I'm a nice person. I've got a lot of friends, so I must be doing something right.”