Jonathan Ross

“I don't think I'm particularly cool. I'm a geek. I'm a nerd.”

“I'm a massive fan of Japan. I love the culture, the food, the people.”

“You can't please everyone. The best you can do is please yourself and hope that other people like it.”

“I always wanted to be a father. I'm a great dad, I think. It's my crowning achievement.”

“I think the great thing about comics is that you've got a limitless budget. You can do anything you want.”

“I've always been an outsider. I've always felt like I'm on the fringes of things.”

“Comedy is a great weapon, and it's a great tool for telling truths.”

“My wife is the most amazing person I've ever met. She's my best friend.”

“I'm not terribly good at saying no. I find it very difficult.”

“I like to think I'm a nice person. I've got a lot of friends, so I must be doing something right.”

“The secret to a happy marriage is... I don't know. If I knew, I'd write a book and retire.”

“I'm not a big fan of celebrity. I'm a big fan of people who are good at what they do.”