Johnny Knoxville

“We're gonna be doin' a lot of stupid stuff, so if you're a little kid, don't do what we're about to do.”

“Pain is temporary, film is forever.”

“Yeah, I get hurt. But I recover.”

“We had a simple credo: If it's a bad idea, we're doing it.”

“I don't mind getting hurt. I've been doing it my whole life.”

“I've broken over 40 bones. It's just part of the job.”

“I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass.”

“If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.”

“Life's short, so you might as well make a fool of yourself.”

“I just love that spirit that Jackass has. It's just a bunch of friends who are trying to make each other laugh.”

“For a stuntman, I'm a pretty good actor. For an actor, I'm a pretty good stuntman.”

“I knew that I was going to be a dad, so I had to get a real job. And that was when I came up with the idea for 'Jackass'.”

“I really don't have a lot of fears. I don't.”

“Comedy can be a very powerful tool. It can make people forget about their problems for a little while.”