Harriet Van Horne

“There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.”

“We are all born brave, trusting and greedy, and most of us remain greedy.”

“Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.”

“The best things in life are not only free, but the line is shorter.”

“It is a sad commentary on our age that we find a backyard jungle rampant with pesticides intact, but devoid of all bird life.”

“Television is the bland leading the bland.”

“I've always felt that a person's intelligence is directly reflected by the number of conflicting points of view he can entertain simultaneously on the same topic.”

“It's easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.”

“Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all.”