Hal Sparks

“I would define my comedy as 'angry observation.'”

“I think the greatest thing in the world is to be self-sufficient.”

“Rock and roll is a contact sport. I enjoy playing the tunes that really get the people going.”

“Belief is a shelter, a prison, a kingdom.”

“My main thing is I'm a political analyst. I'm not a political pundit. I'm not a commentator. I'm not a talking head.”

“Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people.”

“The only real good technology is no technology at all. Technology is taxation without representation, imposed by our elitist species upon the rest of the natural world.”

“I'm a political analyst. I'm a political wonk. I read everything I can get my hands on.”

“I've been a vegetarian since I was a kid. I'm not a strict vegan, because I'm a hedonist and I don't want to give up cheese.”

“I was a weirdo. I wasn't picked on or anything. And I wasn't smarter than the other kids; that's not why I didn't fit in. I've always had this weird anxiety. I hated recess.”