Colin Quinn

“Social media is a giant cocktail party where everyone is talking at once, and no one is listening.”

“Everybody's got a gimmick. Mine is being a regular guy.”

“The two-party system is a joke. It's two guys arguing over who gets to drive the car into the ditch.”

“New York is a city of conversations. Everyone's got an opinion, and they're not afraid to share it.”

“People are starting to get tired of the whole 'be yourself' thing. It's a B.S. message, and it's making people crazy.”

“The problem with the country is that there are no adults.”

“To me, the barbershop is the last bastion of free speech.”

“Humor is the only way to get through any of this. It's the only way to process any of this.”

“There's no such thing as a 'safe space.' Life is not a safe space.”

“Political correctness is the new Puritanism.”

“I think the whole point of comedy is to be a little bit of a populist.”

“I don't think there's any such thing as an 'everyman.' Every man is a weirdo.”

“I'm not a fan of nostalgia. I think it's a way of avoiding the present.”

“I think everything is political. To say something is not political is a political statement.”

“We're all just trying to get through the day without looking like a complete idiot.”

“The thing about stand-up is you're only as good as your last joke.”

“I always felt like the one-man show was the most romantic form of entertainment.”

“I feel like the world is a big hospital, and I'm a visitor.”

“People love to say 'you can't say that,' but what they mean is 'I can't say that.'”