Bruce McCulloch

“I'm a flying pig! Oink oink! Flap flap!”

“I'm crushing your head! I'm crushing your head!”

“I like the weirdos. I like the people who are on the fringes.”

“Thirty Helens agree...”

“I'm not happy. I'm not sad. I'm just... Canadian.”

“I always felt kind of alienated. And the only way to deal with it is to make it funny.”

“My pen! My pen! Someone stole my pen!”

“I think everything I do has a melancholy to it. Even the silliest things.”

“Comedy is the blues for people who can't sing.”

“The suburbs are a great place to grow up, but a terrible place to live.”

“These are the Daves I know, I know. These are the Daves I know.”

“We were never mean. The Kids in the Hall were always punching up or punching ourselves.”

“I'm not a nostalgic person. I'm not sentimental. I'm not a 'remember when' guy.”

“You know, when you're a kid, you think you're going to be a lot of things. A doctor, a lawyer, a Cabbage Head.”

“The world is a horrible place, but it's also funny.”