Bruce McCulloch

“I'm crushing your head! I'm crushing your head!”

“These are the Daves I know, I know. These are the Daves I know.”

“Thirty Helens agree...”

“Comedy is the blues for people who can't sing.”

“I'm a flying pig! Oink oink! Flap flap!”

“You know, when you're a kid, you think you're going to be a lot of things. A doctor, a lawyer, a Cabbage Head.”

“The world is a horrible place, but it's also funny.”

“I always felt kind of alienated. And the only way to deal with it is to make it funny.”

“We were never mean. The Kids in the Hall were always punching up or punching ourselves.”

“My pen! My pen! Someone stole my pen!”

“I think everything I do has a melancholy to it. Even the silliest things.”

“I like the weirdos. I like the people who are on the fringes.”

“I'm not happy. I'm not sad. I'm just... Canadian.”

“I'm not a nostalgic person. I'm not sentimental. I'm not a 'remember when' guy.”

“The suburbs are a great place to grow up, but a terrible place to live.”