Ben Stein

“Personal relationships are the fertile soil from which all advancement, all success, all achievement in real life grows.”

“Bueller?... Bueller?... Bueller?”

“Your life is not a dress rehearsal. This is the real thing.”

“Sleep is the best meditation.”

“It is the law of the universe that you will not be happy unless you are serving and helping others.”

“The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.”

“Never, ever, ever give up.”

“Frugality is one of the most beautiful and joyful words in the English language, and yet one that we are culturally trained to fear and despise.”

“The human spirit, when it is truly alive, can do so much more than it can dream of.”

“Enthusiasm is the most beautiful word in the world.”

“Anyone? Anyone?”

“Faith is not believing that God can. It is knowing that God will.”

“The real hero is the man who fights even though he is scared.”