Bam Margera

“I am a professional idiot.”

“Randomness is the new order.”

“Don't feed Phil.”

“Whatever it is, I'm against it.”

“I have the best job in the world. I get to travel and be a pro skateboarder. I get to do my own TV show and have a band.”

“The human crash-test dummy.”

“I'd rather be a dork than a jock. I'd rather be a geek than a prep.”

“Welcome to my castle, dude!”

“I'm Bam Margera, and I feel like kicking my dad's ass all day today.”

“What will he do next? Whatever the F I want!”

“My favorite thing about skateboarding is that it's an individual sport. You can do it with your friends, but it's all on you.”

“You can't be a pretty boy and a rock star.”

“I don't even like money. I just like having a lot of it.”