Bam Margera

“I am a professional idiot.”

“My favorite thing about skateboarding is that it's an individual sport. You can do it with your friends, but it's all on you.”

“Randomness is the new order.”

“Whatever it is, I'm against it.”

“The human crash-test dummy.”

“I'd rather be a dork than a jock. I'd rather be a geek than a prep.”

“Don't feed Phil.”

“I have the best job in the world. I get to travel and be a pro skateboarder. I get to do my own TV show and have a band.”

“You can't be a pretty boy and a rock star.”

“I'm Bam Margera, and I feel like kicking my dad's ass all day today.”

“I don't even like money. I just like having a lot of it.”

“Welcome to my castle, dude!”

“What will he do next? Whatever the F I want!”