Adam Sandler

“Stop looking at me, swan!”

“I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.”

“That's your home! Are you too good for your home?”

“Well, I have a microphone, and you don't, so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!”

“I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator.”

“The price is wrong, bitch!”

“You can do it!”

“I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.”

“Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.”

“Now that's what I call high-quality H2O.”

“I'm not the smartest guy in the world, but I'm certainly not the dumbest. I mean, I've read books and stuff.”

“I grew up in a house that was always laughing.”

“I say 'ya'll' and 'ain't.' I'm not a proper English speaker.”

“My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.”

“I had a mother who taught me there's no such thing as failure. You just keep going.”