Gaffe Quotes

“What I want them to know is just like, John Wayne was from Waterloo, Iowa. That's the kind of spirit that I have, too.”

“It's better to be fond of beautiful girls than to be gay.”

“Judges are mentally disturbed, and they are anthropologically different from the rest of the human race.”

“[Barack Obama is] young, handsome, and even tanned.”

“This is a big f***ing deal.”

“Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.”

“They misunderestimated me.”

“There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.”

“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”

“I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.”

“See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda.”

“We must stop the terror. I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. Now watch this drive.”

“A poet once said, 'Life can be a challenge, life can seem impossible, but it's never easy when there's so much on the line.'”

“Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.”

“Happy is the politician who has learned to spectrogram.”

“What is Aleppo?”

“They are lining up in a 4-4-3 formation.”

“Argentina won't be at Euro 2000 because they're from South America.”

“We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.”

“A gaffe is when a politician tells the truth - some obvious truth he isn't supposed to say.”