Corporate Quotes

“Safety is our number one priority. It's not just a slogan; it's the core of who we are.”

“I'm not a U.S. company and I don't make decisions based on what's good for the U.S.”

“We are not in the business of making political judgments. We are in the business of running a business.”

“The corporate governance movement is a crock.”

“The problem with the mainstream media is not that it's too liberal. It's that it's too corporate.”

“CEOs are paid for doing a terrible job. If the system wasn't so messed up, guys like me wouldn't make this kind of money.”

“Synergy is a business-school word which means you're going to fire a lot of people.”

“There are no nations. There are no peoples... There is only one holistic system of systems, one vast and immane, interwoven, interacting, multivariate, multinational dominion of dollars.”

“I'm for the individual as opposed to the corporation. The way it is the individual is the underdog, and I don't like that.”

“They [corporations] cannot commit treason, nor be outlawed, nor excommunicated, for they have no souls.”

“Yeah, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday.”

“If you could just go ahead and make sure you do that from now on, that will be great.”

“So I'm gonna need you to go ahead and move your desk again.”

“I'm going to have to ask you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too.”

“Oh, and remember, next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day.”

“We have a great culture, we have great brands.”

“Responsibility is something that is in our DNA... It's a part of our culture.”

“There are a lot of guys in the corporate world who are just plain dumb.”

“Today's top managers are cross-bred between cartels and courtesans.”

“The salary of the chief executive of a large corporation is not a market award for achievement. It is frequently in the nature of a warm personal gesture by the individual to himself.”