“Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15.”

— Will Durst

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About Will Durst

Satirist • American

Will Durst is an acclaimed American political satirist, columnist, and stand-up comedian known for his sharp, incisive wit. Rising to prominence in the 1980s, he has been a frequent commentator on politics and current...

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