“Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.”

About Will Durst

Satirist • American

Will Durst is an acclaimed American political satirist, columnist, and stand-up comedian known for his sharp, incisive wit. Rising to prominence in the 1980s, he has been a frequent commentator on politics and current...