“I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: 'I can't make Tuesdays.'”

About Tim Vine

Comedian • English

Tim Vine is an acclaimed English comedian, actor, and writer, celebrated for his rapid-fire delivery of one-liners and puns. He gained widespread recognition after winning the award for the best joke at the Edinburgh...