“He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of your trouser leg and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books.'”

Tim Vine

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About Tim Vine

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Tim Vine is an acclaimed English comedian, actor, and writer, celebrated for his rapid-fire delivery of one-liners and puns. He gained widespread recognition after winning the award for the best joke at the Edinburgh...

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