“I said to the wife, 'I can't eat this. It's terrible.' She said, 'I'll be back in a minute.' She came back with a big stick and hit me over the head. 'Now it's mince,' she said.”

— Les Dawson

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About Les Dawson

Comedian • English

Les Dawson was a beloved English comedian, actor, writer, and musician, best known for his deadpan style and self-deprecating humour. Born in Collyhurst, Manchester, he initially worked in a variety of jobs before...

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