W. D. Richter

“So what? Big deal.”

“I feel so broke up, I wanna go home.”

“It's not my goddamned planet, monkey-boy!”

“Why is there a watermelon there?”

“I've been ionized, but I'm okay now.”

“Evil, pure and simple, from the 8th Dimension!”

“No matter where you go, there you are.”

“You can check your anatomy all you want, and even though there may be normal variation, when it comes right down to it, this far inside the head it all looks the same.”

“Don't be mean; we don't have to be mean, 'cause, remember, no matter where you go, there you are.”

“Hey, hey, hey, don't be silly. This is all part of the test.”

“History is-a made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.”

“The de-evolution of the species seems to be progressing quite nicely.”

“Laugh-a while you can, monkey-boy!”

“Character is what you are in the dark.”

“Use the oscillation overthruster!”

“You're like a song that's never had words. I've known you forever, but you've just been... waiting.”