Uwe Boll

“My movies are rock 'n' roll, but the critics are classical.”

“I get the letters from the fans, and they're all like, 'Oh my God, you're the only one who's fighting for us.'”

“I am the only genius in the whole f---ing business.”

“Critics are retarded.”

“Somebody has to be the new Ed Wood.”

“Michael Bay is a f**king idiot.”

“Eli Roth is a f**king retard.”

“The real geeks are the people who are still living in their mothers' basements and playing the games 12 hours a day.”

“I think my movies are entertaining, and they are also political. People don't see that.”

“I'm financing my own movies, so I'm my own studio. I don't have to kiss anybody's ass.”

“You have to be a little bit crazy to do what I do.”

“Everybody says my movies are bad, but they make money.”