Robert Strauss

“If I ever get out of here, I'm gonna find the guy that invented barbed wire, and I'm gonna strangle him with it!”

“She's got a set of legs that'll make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window!”

“I'm telling you, I've had it! Let's get out the horse. Let's get him out and eat him!”

“The main thing is to be comfortable. In the old days, nobody was comfortable. They were just... miserable.”

“Who's got a razor?”