Robert Sheckley

“For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.”

“A ticket to anywhere is a ticket to everywhere.”

“Humor is a way of holding a mirror up to the world, and what you see in the mirror is so ridiculous that you have to laugh.”

“What is a man but a collection of his memories? You're removing what makes him him.”

“The answers are all there. All you have to do is ask the right questions.”

“Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.”

“The only real freedom is the freedom to be what you are.”

“Life is a series of problems. We don't want to be happy, we want to be alive.”

“I'm a paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?”

“It is a characteristic of man that he is not satisfied with a world that is merely given to him. He must create a world of his own.”

“All is not for the best in the best of all possible worlds.”

“Why is a man with a knife after me? Why, I am a very amiable fellow, I have no enemies, and I have never done anything to anybody. It's a case of mistaken identity, that's what it is.”