Gordon Ramsay

“Where's the lamb sauce?!”

“It's RAW!”

“You fucking donkey!”

“What are you? An idiot sandwich.”

“This is a fucking disgrace!”

“The fish is so raw, it's still finding Nemo.”

“My gran could do better! And she's dead!”

“This chicken is so undercooked, a skilled vet could still save him.”

“You used so much oil, the U.S. is trying to invade the fucking plate.”

“Get a grip!”

“Look at me. Look at me! I'm not a fucking tourist.”

“Finally, some good fucking food.”

“Shut it down!”

“Cooking is about passion, so it may look slightly temperamental in a way that it's too assertive to the naked eye.”

“You've got a mouth and two ears, listen twice as much as you speak.”

“Piss off!”

“This is not a democracy, this is a dictatorship.”

“Stop it! You're going to kill someone!”

“Pathetic.”

“This scallop is so raw I can still hear it telling Spongebob to fuck off.”