Craig Kilborn

“If you're not a part of the solution, you're a part of the problem. Quit being a part of the problem.”

“I enjoy the element of surprise.”

“I'm a minimalist. I don't really need a lot to enjoy a good holiday.”

“I'm more of a guy's guy. I don't really do the sweet, sensitive thing.”

“Comedy is a great weapon.”

“I believe that if you're a good person, good things will happen to you.”

“The key to the suit is the tie. It's the only thing that's going to stand out.”

“I'm not a big fan of the thought that you can become a star by winning a contest.”

“You have to have a certain confidence in your bones. I'm very confident in my bones.”

“I like to work. I don't like to talk about it.”

“You know what, I'm a pretty boring guy. I'm a very private guy. You're not going to see me, like, at a party.”