Billy Martin

“I may not have been the best Yankee to put on the pinstripes, but I am the proudest.”

“I'm not dumb. I just do dumb things.”

“Everything looks nicer when you win. The girls are prettier. The cigars taste better. The trees are greener.”

“All I know is, I pass people on the street and they don't know whether to hit me or kiss me.”

“One's a born liar; the other's convicted.”

“I don't get ulcers, I give them.”

“What I miss most about baseball is the camaraderie. I really do.”

“If you're not kissing my butt, you're kicking it.”

“I didn't say everything I said.”

“You have to have a certain amount of greed in you to be a winner.”

“Most people are forgotten when they die. But not me. Not for a long time.”