Arthur Baer

“He is a self-made man and worships his creator.”

“A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.”

“A good listener is a guy who holds his mouth right so you can talk into it.”

“An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.”

“The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you.”

“The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother—and they'll settle for a puppy every time.”

“A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.”

“If you see an editor who pleases everybody, he will neither be sitting in his chair nor long in his job.”