Anna Nicole Smith

“I want to be the new Marilyn Monroe.”

“Food is my drug of choice.”

“It's very expensive to be me.”

“I'm not a dumb blonde. I'm just a very good actress.”

“I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.”

“I don't like to be called a 'thing.' I'm a person.”

“I am not a star, I'm a legend.”

“I'm sick of being accused of gold-digging. It just so happens I get turned on by liver spots.”

“I love the paparazzi. They take pictures of me, and I get paid.”

“I'm a real woman. I've got a big butt, I've got big boobs, and I've got a big heart.”

“I was born to be a star.”

“I am not a sex symbol. I am a human being.”