Adam Baldwin

“The only thing I hate more than hippies are communists.”

“Time for some thrilling heroics.”

“I'll be in my bunk.”

“Shiny. Let's be bad guys.”

“You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til you understand who's in ruttin' command here.”

“The man they call Jayne!”

“This is the best damn town in the whole damn Verse.”

“Pain is scary.”

“Let's not get all emotional. Makes me want to vomit.”

“It's my estimation that every man ever got a statue made of him was one kind of sumbitch or another.”

“I don't do touchy-feely.”

“We're gonna have to get a bigger boat.”