“The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.”

About P. J. O'Rourke

Author • American

Patrick Jake O'Rourke was an influential American political satirist, journalist, and author known for his libertarian-conservative perspective. He began his career writing for underground publications before gaining...